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It’s hard to believe but it’s true
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feminists say way to go
mother might misconstrue
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is that your ex
with her new banker friend
you’re sitting there crying, you can’t move
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alcohol’s too expensive
and a j’s too enthoo
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what they taught you was wrong
biased
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your job sucks
she’s not here
you spent the whole day in a queue
look at the camera baby, close your eyes when he shoots
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