If you want to reach out and touch your inner self, find a connection with the spirit of mother earth (gaia) or lose that cramp that's been bugging you through the weekend, there's no better place (places) than the million yoga/alternative thearpy/quacks that've sprouted up throughout the city with the higher purpose of fleecing high society housewives of their husband's earnings and foreigners of some valuable and much needed foreign exchange. i happened to have the fortune of interviewing one of these gentlemen of higher being recently, based in a basement with the giant cutout of a tiger and lots of mirrors.
Gentleman of higher being: you're late
Interviewer: oops
Gentlemen of higher being: OOPS! oops ain't no country i've heard of! do they speak english in oops!?!
Interviewer: umm...
Gentlemen of higher being: english motherfucker! do you speak it...
Interviewer: yes...
Gentlemen of higher being: then you know what i'm saying
Interviewer: (cowering) yes
Gentlemen of higher being: Good! then let's get on with the interview. Yes, why were you late...
Interviewer: couldn't find the place
Gentlemen of higher being: COULDN'T FIND THE PLACE! HEAR THAT EENA! that's ridiculous, this is the most well known basement in all of Hauz Khas
(Enter Eena)
Eena: this is just not done, it's a saturday and Sensei (read Gentlemen of higher being) has three corporate workshops and several home visits lined up for the day
Interviewer: i'm sorry, i just...(breaks down)
(Exeunt Eena)
Gentlemen of higher being: ok, let's just get this over and done with...
Interviewer: yes (controls himself), so what do you do here
Gentlemen of higher being: we initiate sentinel beings into the mystic art of yoga and also give salsa lessons
Interviewer: wow, so is that like a holistic approach
Gentlemen of higher being: no, it's more of what's called a surround all encompassing 360 degrees holistic approach
Interviewer: OH!
Gentlemen of higher being: Yes
Interviewer: and is there something else you do
Gentlemen of higher being: Yes, we often go out for coffee together, see, the whole point of this is to generate some warmth in what's a cold and harsh world
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Introduction
The New Friends Colony Community Centre is about fifteen minutes from the agency and two from hell. When India hit independence, Nehru had them chase out all the djinns and the tantrics, outlaw magic and seal up all the manholes, public bathrooms and tunnels that led to hell. Needless to say, they missed a few. The one at the New Friends Colony Community Centre is unique, in the sense that it has actually sprouted a commercial complex about it, peopled by struggling artists, advertising executives, and personal and public demons.This blog is dedicated to the Delhi netherworld and its malcontents.
3 comments:
ahah.
a common friend told me to visit your blog. and its an absolute joy coming by here to read you. :)
write more often, if you will? the djinns make up for rather interesting reads. :)
dude..is dt it? I expected sum mor fun in d conversation...except 4 d tango dance thing i dint find anything exciting..
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