Automatic Kafka

Feel out of place with you arty friends?
Need something to say in the interval of that art film?
Want to badly hit on that pot smoking beatnik chick but don't know want to say?

Here's the answer, order the Automatic Kafka by mail today. This device can be easily assembled and concealed at will in your bedroom, in the kitchen or even in your dresser. Whenever you find yourself in need, think of your faithful electronic companion, come to it and press it's enter key. Within a few seconds, it will articulate through its revolutionary 30 Watt No Scratch Sound Speakers (TM) some words from the well known and currently deceased philosopher Franz Kafka.

SOME TESTEMONIALS

Manj Pandey, 23, Kalimpong reports a sudden increased popularity with healthy members of the opposite sex. A pretty girl by his side nods in agreement.

Avinash Chugh, 28, Panipat, has found himself being invited to more parties after his acquisition of the Automatic Kafka. 'I Have become life of party!', he exclaims joyfully.

THEREFORE

ORDER NOW

FROM

Proprieter
Chakravarty & Associates
Chippi Tank, Meerut-250001

A BETTER LIFE AWAITS YOU!